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Aug
16
Thu
Theatre Statesville presents “Rumors” @ Twisted Oak American Bar & Grill
Aug 16 @ 8:08 pm – 9:08 pm

At a large, tastefully appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience a severe attack of Farce. Gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding in the other room and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken and wife Chris must get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and mis-communications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Get your tickets now for this hilarious farce by Neil Simon, and find out for yourself what are the Rumors!

Aug
17
Fri
Theatre Statesville presents “Rumors” @ Twisted Oak American Bar & Grill
Aug 17 @ 8:08 pm – 9:08 pm

At a large, tastefully appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience a severe attack of Farce. Gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding in the other room and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken and wife Chris must get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and mis-communications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Get your tickets now for this hilarious farce by Neil Simon, and find out for yourself what are the Rumors!

Aug
18
Sat
Theatre Statesville presents “Rumors” @ Twisted Oak American Bar & Grill
Aug 18 @ 8:08 pm – 9:08 pm

At a large, tastefully appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience a severe attack of Farce. Gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding in the other room and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken and wife Chris must get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and mis-communications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Get your tickets now for this hilarious farce by Neil Simon, and find out for yourself what are the Rumors!

Aug
23
Thu
Theatre Statesville presents “Rumors” @ Twisted Oak American Bar & Grill
Aug 23 @ 8:08 pm – 9:08 pm

At a large, tastefully appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience a severe attack of Farce. Gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding in the other room and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken and wife Chris must get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and mis-communications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Get your tickets now for this hilarious farce by Neil Simon, and find out for yourself what are the Rumors!

Aug
24
Fri
Theatre Statesville presents “Rumors” @ Twisted Oak American Bar & Grill
Aug 24 @ 8:08 pm – 9:08 pm

At a large, tastefully appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience a severe attack of Farce. Gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding in the other room and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken and wife Chris must get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and mis-communications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Get your tickets now for this hilarious farce by Neil Simon, and find out for yourself what are the Rumors!

Aug
25
Sat
Theatre Statesville presents “Rumors” @ Twisted Oak American Bar & Grill
Aug 25 @ 8:08 pm – 9:08 pm

At a large, tastefully appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience a severe attack of Farce. Gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding in the other room and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken and wife Chris must get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and mis-communications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Get your tickets now for this hilarious farce by Neil Simon, and find out for yourself what are the Rumors!

Aug
26
Sun
Theatre Statesville presents Rumors @ Twisted Oak American Bar & Grill
Aug 26 @ 2:00 pm

At a large, tastefully appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience a severe attack of Farce. Gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding in the other room and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken and wife Chris must get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and mis-communications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Get your tickets now for this hilarious farce by Neil Simon, and find out for yourself what are the Rumors!

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